I was being followed by a spy
From the American FBI.
This spy was a real nutcase
Who thought I came from outer space
To spy on the human race
So I led him a merry chase.
I walked to my work each weekday
To earn my modest monthly pay
Then went to my local every night
Because I’m not a Rechabite.
I didn’t try to elude him,
But soon managed to delude him
Into thinking I’m not a spy,
I’m just an ordinary guy
Who’s bored out of his mind
Studying life forms called mankind! J
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